My household

"When you studied biology did you grow things on agar? Oh, well it's a kind of seaweed, it's a perfect medium to grow things on, and I have this book here called Fertility from the Deep--the guy who did his PhD thesis is dead now or something but this book is based on his research. And it really is a perfect medium to grow things. There's this woman she has made a complete kit that can sustain itself. It has fish in it and you have to put the fishfood in which is a pain in the ass, but after that the fish eat the fishfood and then they make nutrients for the plants and it's a complete closed system, you don't have to check the water or add chemicals to it or phd powder like you did when I was a kid. Hyponics. We all thought back then that we'd get rich growing food that way, it was a big fad back in my day. But then the government which takes the land away from small farmers made it so you can't do anything unless you're big Big BIG and of course these little farmers couldn't survive. Now we have all these foods with shelf life and of course those foods with shelf life don't have the proper nutrients in them and when they test our soil nowadays there's no chromium in it or those other nutrients that human beings need to survive and it's just a terrible terrible thing what's going on, the same stuff that I foresaw when I was a little boy. This guy grows the stuff using ocean water which is full of nutrients but did you know if we try to manufacture ocean water in a lab then the fish die in it? They can't survive in it. The government doesn't want us to be growing these foods full of nutrition. What do you think of this name, Taboo Talk Radio. Does that sound good? Or Banned Talk Radio. Forbidden Talk Radio. The Banned Radio Show for my new radio show."


"I can't believe that kid. You know we were the only ones who got up there to talk for him, I was the only one who got up there to be cross-examined even though I had chest pain from my darn arteries clogging up and that lady lawyer tried to make me look like a fool. She kept on asking me stuff like, 'What is your website?' and I should've been my own lawyer and said 'Objection: Irrelevant' instead of Tim. Poor Tim, he didn't know. We were the only ones standing up for him telling Tim, Oh this is a good kid he's innocent, he's worked with us for years and years, there's no way he would do anything like that. But no more help from us. You never can trust anybody. Money money money, money money money! You know they're not with us because they like us so much. I hope that kid goes to jail that fucking child molestor. He eats all my chocolates in the office and touches all my food and I'm scared I'm gonna catch AIDS from him. Those chocolates cost a fortune! They're my chocolates, he's got a pancreas he should eat his own fucking chocolates. He's a piece of shit, a fucking Sicilian. They're useless. They were excreted from the behind of a sick camel."

It work for us he said his mom will die, so he move back home to spend time with her. He said he can still do a lot of work for you, all the work you ask, but only by the phone and by email and remote login to the computer or whatever.

"I know why his mom is dying. I read all the books and now I understand. I read everything and now I understand. Did we buy that juicer from Costco?"

NO! I TOLD you we don't have the juicer yet. {blah blah blah, an eternity of sharp knife-voice description in the voice that chops you up miserable and stuck in this miserable chopping block of a life of Craig's 2-for-1 juicer deal blah blah blah in minutest detail} I TOLD you. Juicer, you can get juice from the Vitamix!

"No, it's a different kind of juice! I need the juicer. I need the pulp from the Vitamix but I need the juice from a juicer too. It is powerful stuff. I know why his mom is dying, because I did the research and they aren't using the juices right."